well what can I write here to a) interest you and b) describe this section. the two are probably mutually exclusive.

i guess this is more a sanctuarian homepage than anything else, so the usual crap, who we are, how to contact us, and our stuff. it'll probably be in the form of a huge image map of sanctuary (~120K, you're about 30 secs away), but if you're not paying for the connection, who cares?

or what about a picture of mr patel trying to escape from the sofa of doom?